Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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