that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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sadf

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Turkey Balls

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Anti Joke

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