- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Chuck Norris.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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