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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Potassium? K.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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