- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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