- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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