- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -