- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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