A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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