What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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hey guys im gay

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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