- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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