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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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