Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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