- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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