- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Urban ghettos

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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