- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Where's my baby??

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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