q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Golf.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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