- Anti Joke

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.