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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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