- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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