- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

My jeans

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the black man die? He was shot

You know whats annoying? Steve

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