A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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