Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What is green and is not grass A frogg

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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