Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

I think everybody should have a penis.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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