Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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