What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

homosexual rights to marriage

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

this website is a bad joke

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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