- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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