- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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