roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

knock knock... ...no answer

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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