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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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