How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why so serious ?

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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