- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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