- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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