A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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eh

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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