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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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