- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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