how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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