- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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