What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Guess what? I like trains.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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