My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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