What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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school homewrok

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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