Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Anti Joke

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