- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Chris Bosh's neck

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

* anti-punchline

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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