- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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