Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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