- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

One, two, three, four and five

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??