Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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