dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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