what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Heskey time.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Jersey Shore.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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