- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

No

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

You know what's cool? Yep.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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