Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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star wars kid

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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the WNBA.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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