Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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