Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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