Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

how much fish could a chicken

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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