Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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