- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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