What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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