What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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