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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do I hate? people

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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