look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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