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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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