How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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