- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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