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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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