- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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