Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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