What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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