- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's worse than this That :(

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

knock knock i have diarrhea

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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