- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??