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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What? Huh?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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