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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...