What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Faithful men.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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