Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

your mom was so fat that she died.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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