- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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