Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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