- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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