Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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good looking women

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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