Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Blacks

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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