- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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