Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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