mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

thumb_up thumb_down -8

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

roses are red poo is poo

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats white and sticky? a white stick

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops