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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

The child was fired from his job.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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