Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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