- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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