- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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