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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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