- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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