Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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