Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Golf.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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