- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A woman walks into a bar.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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