A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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