What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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