What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A lot eh?

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A gay man watches football.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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