A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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