- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

binladin walks into the american seals

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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