Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

homosexual rights to marriage

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Anti Joke

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