knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Who is it?

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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