- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

angelo snyder is not ga

asians have slitted eyes lol

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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