Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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