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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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