- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A guy walks into a bar

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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