Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Anti Joke

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