Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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women's rights.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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