The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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I asked her where you were.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Sarah Palin.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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