- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Knock, Knock Come in

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

knock knock Dave's not here.

bangers and mash?

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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