Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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