- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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