A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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women's rights.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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