- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's just not right? Left

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

like most people my age. im 27

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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