- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??