How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

you will like this because i am black.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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