- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Your big dick.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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