What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

knock knock? come in

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

whats green and lives in the water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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