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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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