- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Refridgerator.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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