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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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