- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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