- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what are you mike bibby?

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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