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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

you will like this because i am black.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Corn Muffins

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

White men's rights

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What rhymes with milk...milf

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