How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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