- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

The child was fired from his job.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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