- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

kennah campion when she talks

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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