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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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