How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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