A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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