- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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