- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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