- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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