What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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