- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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