What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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I'm homeless.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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