- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??