- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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